There’s been a war on campus for weeks. Tonight is the final night before the final battle. Both sides are arming themselves for the conflict. For the girls, this involves decorating our dorms and painting our nails. For guys…I don’t want to know.
Anyway, I have decorating to do. I’m sorry for all of you who have never been to Undisclosed University and don’t know what I’m talking about. I promise I’ll write something of substance at some point this week.