‘Tis not quite the season yet. I know this very well.
But it is mighty cold outside, as any Anytowner will tell.
This week’s the week we’ve waited for–
We’ve but two days–just two days more
‘Til we can say “At last! We’re free!
Free to sleep! To eat turkey!
I am afraid there’s nothing more that I can say to you,
So here’s a picture of a tree made from cans of Mountain Dew.