1. I don’t like studying. But then, who does?
2. it seems as though the nights before big tests are always conveniently packed with activity I can’t avoid.
3. Dinner. Who needs dinner?
4. The homework I really like is always the homework i have the least time for.
5. No, I don’t care about that dangling preposition.
6. Science is cool. I just don’t want to be graded on how well I understand it.
7. Likewise, math.
8. Besides, I can’t brain today. I have the dumb.
9. And I just had a mini heart-attack because I thought something was due at midnight that is actually due on Thursday. I’ve been spared.
10. I wonder if It’s too much to ask for another snow day.