Alright, March. Are you going to come in like a lion, or in like a lamb? It’s about time to settle on one or the other, because my wardrobe can’t handle the variables you’ve been throwing at me lately.
I need an umbrella and a coat in the morning and short sleeves and sandals in the afternoon. I was shivering on my way to class this morning but got a sunburn after lunch. I hugged my coffee cup during my 8:00 class and guzzled lemonade at 2:00.
Make up your mind. You can be spring, or winter, but definitely not both. Not in the same day. Nope. Not allowed.
Please and thank you.