What a Librarian Really Does

Standard

  1. Finds obscure bits of information. 
  2. Stares at absurd amounts of barcodes.
  3. Wears ten sweaters at once because the library temperature is kept at sub-zero so mold won’t grow on the books. 
  4. Logs on to computers. All day. 
  5. Explains modern technology to people who grew up with typewriters, all the while secretly envying them.
  6. Puts together parties. Nobody knows how to party like a librarian knows how to party. 
  7. Moves furniture. 
  8. Transfers calls from one office tot he other with mixed success.
  9. Sanitizes dehumidifiers. 
  10. Runs to the freezer for ice packs. Don’t ask. 
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