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I hab a code.

I dink eberybody on cambus id cubbing down wid subding. My boss had a code. Sub ub the kids I subervise had a code. Eberybody has had a code.

Eben me. And I take egginachea ebery day. My liddle lybmph nodes are swollen and eberyding. I’b gond through a whole bogs of tissues and half a boddle of Airborne.

*Sniff*

Bud I’b had worse codes. Ad least wid dis one my head doesn’t feel fuzzy and I don’t feel sleepy…at lead not more dan usual. I’b been drinking lods of fluids and eading well, so hobefully dis bug will go away sood. Maybe eben by toborrow.

*Sniiiiiiiiif*

Ad lead dis id heppening now, idstead ub durig exam week.

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