1. Sweet things are too sweet anymore.
2. Nine hours of sleep still is not enough.
3. Remembering takes twice the effort it used to.
4. I can’t eat all I can eat anymore.
5. Tiny Tim’s death in A Christmas Carol will always make me cry, even if Tiny Tim is being played by a frog puppet.
6. Somehow, weeks of nervous eating doesn’t necessarily make you gain weight–it makes you lose it.
7. Cats always think the world’s about to end if you try to trim their toenails.
8. Eggnog should only be consumed about once or twice a year.
9. There’s no such thing as too much salmon.
10. i don’t have to do homework. So binge-watching SyFy shows is completely acceptable.