1. It’s powerful hard to concentrate in class when I’ve got a disco ball on my left hand, but I already talked about that yesterday.
2. I promise I’ll get back to fiction when I can snag thirty minutes to myself.
3. How come I’m not hungry at meals, but starving late at night?
4. I promise I’ve been writing, but now it’s all school stuff.
5. Literary theorists need to get a grip and get over themselves. At least the ones I’m reading right now.